Ochocinco Condoms

Man Ochocinco is turning into a marketing machine. You gotta love his business savvy. Check out this article from BlackSportsOnline about the new Ochocinco condoms. I don’t see myself buying them until atleast the Bengals win a Superbowl…they’ve been known to be a bust. LMAO!!! (PUN INTENDED)

They say Manny Pacquiao is the pound for pound best boxer in the world. If there was a pound for pound list of most entertaining athlete the title would have to go to Chad Ocho Cinco.

If you watched HBO Hard Knocks you might have saw Chad “joking” about coming out with his own line of condoms. Like most things Chad says you never really know if he is just talking or if he is serious.

Earlier today on his twitter account (http://www.twitter.com/OGOchoCinco) he Twitpic what the Ocho Cinco Condom box would look like.

Besides the catchy slogan and the ruler to measure your “package” the funniest thing to me is the South Beach Cabana Hat Ocho is rocking. He looks like he should be playing shuffleboard at a retirement home.

I am pro breaking lamps, but I don’t know if I would trust Ocho’s condoms. It did get me to thinking, what if other Wide receivers came out with condoms how reliable would they be?

1- The T.O. Condom

They start off well, but as soon as you get someone pregnant the T.O. condom would blame you.

2- The Michael Crabtree Condom

Good condom but it was suppose to be in stores in July, but didn’t show up until October. Does have S-Curl lubricate though.

3- The Roy Williams Condom

Advertised as the #1 condom available, so you paid nine times the amount of the Miles Austin version for half of the reliability.

4- The Steve Smith Condom

Great condom, except the main person buying them (Jake Delhomme) doesn’t appear to know how to put them on.

Feel free to add on.

Source: Blacksportsonline

In related condom news…

50 Cent x 50 Cent condoms. Back in 2007 50 Cent announced to the press that he was prepping to launch his own brand of 50 Cent condoms in the fight for safe sex. For the last two years 50 has been fairly silent about the business venture until now. The 50 Cent condom business is now officially dead as the “revolutionary” new condoms 50 wanted didn’t hold up to the rigorous testing procedures.

“I was looking for the opportunity to create a new safe sex campaign. The Wrap It Up campaign is something that is used so often, it wasn’t effective anymore. So I thought this is a great opportunity for me to get involved. But it just didn’t work out because I wanted things in it that wouldn’t work. I wanted things that would prolong sexual performance. You could just put it on and just go.”

Apparently the chemicals that 50 wanted to use to prolong the performance of a man did not mix too well with the latex material. Seriously though…we love 50’s entrepreneurial spirit but would you have trusted your the chance of having another baby momma with a 50 Cent jimmy? Via: SF Gate

Source: Wooha