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WTF Stories of the Week (2/5/10)

Reporter Hires 1st Legal Male Prostitute x Link Love

2 Miles An Hour So Everybody Sees You (2/5/10)

Matte Black Lamborghini LP650-4

Orange Chicken of the Week (2/4/10)

Check out Ashleigh Nicole. She’s a Chinese, Jamaican, Indian. Talk about Triple Delight!

Diddy To Open Business School

Lol @ the thought of Diddy walking into class with a test talking bout “Take that, take that.”

Merriman Takes A Shot Of Tequila

Literally!

Monday Morning Tailback (Labor Day Edition)

If I spent Labor Day with Bubbles, I would be working.

“What If” Len Bias Didn’t Die?

DLR has an imagination and sometimes we begin to talk about things in history, that may, or may not have been able to take place i.e. if Jesse Jackson was elected president, if Kobe was never traded on draft day, etc etc. Here is the first installment of our “what if” series, so here goes…

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DLR Biz Tip of the Week (1/4/09)

Get Yourself Out of Credit Card Debt and Start Over

DLR’s BCS Bowl Challenge Picks

Here is DLR’s picks for the BCS Bowl games beginning New Years Day

DLR Movie Trailer Pick of the Week (1/4/10)

Cop Out Feat. Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan. The original title to this movie was called “A Couple of Dicks.” (no homo)

2 Miles An Hour So Everybody Sees You

2010 Arash AF10

Kobe Does GQ

Kobe Bryant pics from an upcoming GQ magazine.

Gilbert Pulls Gun On Teammate

WTF is goin on with the Wizard?

Monday Morning Tailback (1/4/10)

Happy New Year…time to rise in grind in the 0-10.

Playoffs!!!

We talking playoffs…playoffs!!!

Agent Zero To Face Grand Jury?

Gilbert may have to face a grand jury for his participation in the run and shoot offense…lmao!

Producer Being Held For Murder

Shawty Redd of Young Jeezy fame 187′d a dude on New Years. Smdh.

DLR Man Tip of the Week (1/5/09)

Is your girlfriend wifey material?

Cover Boy Tiger

Check out this Vanity Fair cover story on Tiger before shyt hit the fan.

DLR Tech Tip of the Week (1/7/09)

Jailbreaking Your Iphone…get apps not found on the iTunes.

The Boondocks To Return In March

My tv prayers have been answered.

NBA Rookie of the Year?

Brandon Jennings covers new Slam Magazine.

DLR Job Watch 2010

Tired on kissing butt for low wages? Check out this list of the fastest growing salaries

Bullock Makes Movie History

Or did she really make black history? (pun intended)

Future Ex-Wife of the Week (1/5/09)

Somebody get her parents on the phone…I would like to cut to the chase.

DLR Conspiracy Theory of the Week (1/6/10)

Jay-Z continues his alignment with Freemasonry in new video…or is it just a marketing ploy? Lost souls want to know.

The Real Avon Barksdale

A documentary of the famed character from “The Wire” is coming soon.

Happy Hump Day (1/6/10)

Ricki Renee is not a bad way to start off the first hump day of 0-10.

Shanahan Signs With Redskins Amid Campbell/Portis Controversy

QB Jason Campbell goes all out on Clinton Portis…

Gilbert Arenas Suspended Indefinitely Without Pay

David Stern has officially laid the smack down on Gilbert Arenas.

Is This Racist or Funny?

I know what Dave Chappelle would say…how about you?

Bumpin My Music (1/6/10)

New music from Usher, Lil Wayne, Jaheim, Jadakiss, Young Buck, Game, Bun B, Keri Hilson, Tyrese, Nicki Minaj and more.

Turkey Meat of the Week (1/7/10)

Reggie Bush is one lucky mofo.

DLR Sneak(er) Peek of the Week

Check out the latest Jordans, Lebrons and other sneakers named by athletes NOT suspended indefinitely by the league.

WTF Pic of the Week

Is Trina a hermaphrodite?

One In The Chamber

More news leaks on how the Wizards locker room almost turned into the O.K. corral.

DLR Album Sales Watch (1/8/10)

Check out the numbers for the first week of 0-10. Wale is out-selling releases from Juvenile, B.G. and neighboring Virginia veterans The Clipse but thats not saying much.

Weekend Wifey (1/8/10)

Shakur > Tupac Shakur?

DLR ManToys of the Week (1/8/10)

Check out the latest in testoterone toys for the man child in you.

Jay-Z’s World Order

Esquire magazine goes up close and personal to find out about the man and the myth. He’s not a businessman, he’s a business…man.

Alabama Wins 1st BCS National Championship

Them ‘Bamas took it to Texas last night.

Is Tiger Gay?

Does Tiger like to lay the wood (pun intended)? According to one of his alleged mistresses he does.

Future Ex-Wife of the Week (1/11/10)

To the break of dawn…

DLR Movie Trailer Pick of the Week (1/11/10)

Check out the new trailer for “The A-Team”.

2 Miles An Hour So Everybody See’s You

2010 Peugeot SR1 Hybrid Roadster Pictures

Alicia Keys and Friends

Check out pics of Alicia’s free concert and her skit from SNL. I wish I was Alicia Keys friend.

DLR Biz Tip of the Week (1/11/10)

9 Businesses You Can Start In Your Pajamas

Wizard Pays Tribute To Agent Zero

See how Deshawn Stevenson remembers the exiled Gilbert Arenas.

Monday Morning Tailback (1/11/10)

Early bird gets the worm.

DLR Music Video of the Week (1/11/10)

The sexiest forehead in the game, Sade, returns with “Soldier of Love”.

McGwire Admits To Steroid Use

You aint got to lie Craig…I mean Mark!

Wizard Get Suspended While Others Snitch

At least I hope they not snitching. Smdh @ the state of the organization.

Bumpin My Music (1/14/10)

New music from Bun B, Ginuwine, Lil Wayne, Usher, Ryan Leslie, Gucci Mane, The Lox and more.

Rapper Game Gets Dunked On

Maybe he needs to stay in the studio.

Are Wale and The Backyard Band Beefing?

I hope this is not another case of crabs in the barrel.

Breastsss of the Week (1/12/10)

Nastica>Nas

Tobey Maguire Booted From Spider Man 4

Whoever they get to play the new Spider Man better not suck.

Foot Locker To Close 117 Stores

I bet they won’t be closing none in the hood…smdh.

Mary Jane Legal In New Jersey

If you are chronically sick in New Jersey, you can now get the Chronic. NJ Net fans are in luck.

McGrady To The Wizards?

Check out the latest rumor in Operation Exit Agent Zero.

Happy Hump Day (1/13/10)

2 more days til the 3 day weekend. Hump, hump hooray!

DLR Sex Tip of the Week (1/13/10)

More positions to maximize your pleasure…oh yeah…and your woman too.

www.Weed.com?

Dude who thought up this business must of been smoking the good stuff.

DLR Player Haters of the Week (1/13/10)

Carnival Cruises Bans ‘Cougars,’ ‘Cubs’ From Future Trips…WTF?!!!

DLR Conspiracy Theory of the Week (1/13/10)

LMAO @ dude calling Bush a murderous, Zionist piece of sh*t.

Turkey Meat of the Week (1/13/10)

Check out pics of Shaq’s new alleged mistress. Shaq got more mistresses than Jheri got curls.

Want To Write For DaLockerRoom.com?

DaLockerRoom.com is looking for a few good men…(no homo).

DLR Album Sales Watch (1/14/10)

Check out who went platinum and who went wood this week.

Jay-Z Responds To Conspiracy Theory

“We don’t believe you, you need more people.”-Jay-Z (The Takeover)

Eddie Murphy Won’t See His Daughter

Damn Eddie…your baby mama Mel B is calling you out.

Is The NBA #1 Draft Pick Jinxed?

Blake Griffin is out for the year…is the #1 pick in the draft really worth it?

NFL All-Pro Team Announced

See if any of your favorite players made the first team.

Gilbert Arena’s Officially Charged With Felony

Time to void that contract Ernie!

D.C. Cracking Down On Prostitution Parlors

Where the hell they expect Marion Barry to hang out now?

Weekend Wifey (1/15/10)

This Cassie>Diddy’s Cassie

Turkey Meat of the Week (Bonus)

“Cocaine is a helluva drug.”

2 Miles An Hour So Everybody Sees You

If Coco was a car, this would be her.

DLR Video Game Watch

Check out the December sales for the top video games and consoles.

2 Miles An Hour (1/23/10)

Mercedes-Benz SL Night Edition and SLK Grand Edition

Gilbert Pleads Guilty

Arenas will probably do 6 months in jail after threatening the “other player” that he would shoot him in the face.

Donnie Simpson Leaving WPGC?

Is an era in DC radio coming to an end?

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day

Here’s a DLR tribute to the late great Martin Luther King, Jr.

DLR Movie Trailer Pick of the Week (1/20/10)

Tekken

DLR Biz Tip of the Week (1/20/10)

Find Your Ideal Business in 5 Simple Steps

Breastsss of the Week (1/19/10)

Selena Silk>Silk The Shocker

Butter Pecan Rican of the Week (1/21/10)

Just call me the Cuban Romeo

Is Marvin Harrison A Gangsta For Real?

Don’t call him a b*tch azz nukka unless you ready to be shot…allegedly.

DLR R&B Video of the Week (1/19/10)

This song get me kinda hype…make me wanna do push-ups…no homo.

Kiffin and Tomlin Drinking Buddies?

Looks like they were looking for some coed wide outs and tight ends…pun intended.

Who’s In This Year’s NBA Dunk Contest?

Lebron is one person that won’t be in the contest and the NBA is not happy.

DLR Man Tip of the Week (1/19/10)

Your woman snooping around on your phone…there’s an app for that.

Future Ex-Wife of the Week (1/20/10)

Skyy’s The Limit

Slim Goody of the Week (1/19/10)

Kelly Rowland’s Destiny

DLR Conspiracy Theory of the Week (1/20/10)

Did Ashley Judd really drink some water contaminated with feces?

Happy Hump Day (1/20/10)

Rosa Acosta can make any day special.

DLR Video Game Watch (1/20/10)

NBA Jams coming to the Wii.

DLR Conspiracy Theory of the Week (1/25/10)

Is Lil Wayne infatuated with the devil and does Baby have a satanic symbol tattooed on his head?

Is Trey Songz Former Manager Spreading Gay Rumors?

So who is behind the Trey Sonz gay rumors?

DLR Album Sales Watch (1/21/10)

Find out who went gold and went wood this week. co*Omarion*ugh

Big Butts Fight Off Disease

And who said you can’t trust a big butt and a smile?

Gold Digging Men

I ain’t saying he a gold digger…but he ain’t messing with no broke women.

Whites Only Basketball League

I’d rather watch the WNBA (no racism)

Pic of Tiger In Rehab?

DLR has a few choice words for Tiger.

Bumpin My Music (1/22/10)

Check out the new music of the week from T.I., Jaheim, Drake, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Ludacris, Rick Ross, Ruben Studdard, Musiq Soulchild, Bun B and more.

DLR Sneak Peek of the Week (1/22/2010)

Check out the latest Jordans, Pippens, 2010 All Star Game Patent Leather Air Force 1’s, MLK Jr. & Dark Knight Kobe’s and more.

2 Wheel Motion

Jaguar Concept Motorcycle x Ducati GP10

Valentine’s Day Soul Explosion

Check out Kindred the Family Soul, Be’la Dona & The All Star Project featuring Earl Vincent on Valentine’s Day.

Weekend Wifey (1/22/10)

A poor man’s Beyonce?

Kobe Joins Elite Club

Youngest Player To 25k Points

Should Iverson Gracefully Bow Out?

A.I. was voted to the All-Star team as a starter. WTF? We talkin bout starting…starting.

DLR App Picks of the Week (1/23/10)

Need information on the White House or want to play Grand Theft Auto…there’s an app for that.

Monday Morning Tailback (Super Bowl Edition)

This post will make you feel Super.

Red Beans and Rice Pics of the Week (1/26/10)

She’s Jamaican me crazy.

Future Ex-Wife of the Week (1/25/10)

“Hey, darling. Put Mommy on the phone…”

Going (Super)Bowling

The #1 seeds in the NFC and AFC meet up for a South Beach Showdown.

Steve Nash x Business

Steve Nash gets the point and handles his business on and off the court.

DLR Video Game Watch

Super Mario sets Super World Record and more gaming news.

DLR Tech News of the Week (1/26/10)

Apple records most profitable quarter ever and is this the first commercial for the Apple iPad?

Turkey Meat of the Week (1/26/10)

Jenna Shea will make your day.

Darker The Berry (1/27/10)

Here’s some Candy for your sweet tooth.

Happy Hump Day (1/27/10)

In the immortal words of Jadakiss…”Knock Yourself Out”.

Captain Save Em?

Is Ochocinco saving his game for Hoopz?

Homewrecker of the Week (1/26/10)

Claudette Ortiz of the group “City High” has broken up a happy home and turned one the members into an alcoholic.

Slim Goody of the Week (1/26/10)

Suelyn is to die for.

DLR Movie Trailer Pick of the Week (1/26/10)

Hot Tub Time Machine…this movie is gonna suck balls or be great.

DLR Sex Tip of the Week (1/26/10)

How To Sneak In Some Morning Sex

Is The NFL Really Headed To An Uncapped Season?

You better enjoy the Super Bowl because in a few weeks the NFL may never be the same.

Mike Wise vs Peter Vecsey

Is sport writers beefing the new thing?

Gilberts Official Mug Shot

Update: Gilbert Suspended for rest of the season.

Slim Goody of the Week (1/28/10)

Sushi anyone?

Breasteses of the Week (1/28/10)

Random pic edition.

DLR Album Sales Watch (1/28/10)

Check out who went gold and who went wood this week.

Pot Charge Violates Religious Rights

Mary Jane is spreading everywhere, even to religion!

Bumpin My Music (1/28/10)

New music from Sade (yes!), Birdman & Lil Wayne, Bun B, Wale, Lyfe Jennings, Macy Gray, Mos Def, Jeezy, Rick Ross and more.

WTF Stories of the Week (1/30/10)

Man Threatens Wife With Knife After She Cancels ESPN, man offers testicle for Super Bowl tickets and more.

Trial Wraps Up For ‘Stop Snitching’ Star

I remember Carmelo Anthony catching heat from David Stern over this situation.

Obama’s SOTU…Do You Believe Him?

Or do he need more people?

10 Reasons For DC Sports Fans To Keep Hope Alive

Keep your heads up DC, things will turn itself around…

Tiger Named Most Powerful Athlete

BusinessWeek should’ve checked with Tigers wife first…I’m sure she would beg to differ.

Player Haters of the Week (1/29/10)

Hampton University trying to ban leggings/tights…wtf?!!! Its time for DLR to start a boycott!

Weekend Wifey (1/29/10)

In the immortal words of R.Kelly…”Lets go half on a baby”.

Monday Morning Tailback (2/1/10)

Casci Sade ≥ Sade…What a great way to start off the month of February.

No Sex For A Year Could Equal Divorce In MD

So why isn’t this a law already?

Alicia Keys Buys Lenny Kravitz Apt For $14 Milli

Damn…Swizz Beatz wife never stood a chance.

Amber Rose Takes Over Paris

And some dude named Kanye was with her too.

Two Wheel Motion (2/2/10)

Tamburini Corse T1

DLR Man Tip of the Week (2/1/10)

How to Pick Up A Rich Girl

NBA All-Star Reserves Announced

DMV’s own Kevin Durant ushers in a new wave of NBA All-Stars. See who else made the team and who was snubbed.

Weekend Wifey Bonus (1/29/10)

Anybody ever seen that show “Big Love”?

Why Do Barbers Insist On Pushing Hairlines Back?

We need to regulate the barbering industry just like we need to regulate the banks.

Floyd Vs. Shane-The Fight Real Boxing Fans Wanted To See

Floyd definitely has a fight on his hands. He better hope he hasn’t bitten off more than he can chew.

Breasteses of the Week (2/1/10)

I wish Meena was my “Buddy”.

Obama To File Anti-Trust VS BCS

Even the Obama adminstration knows the BCS is some BS.

SuperWoman of the Week (2/1/10)

Miss Virginia aka Miss America making the DMV proud.

DLR Biz Tip of the Week (2/2/10)

Love Your Business More than Your Family

Future Ex-Wife of the Week (2/2/10)

I need a Ryder die chick.

Butter Pecan Rican of the Week (2/2/10)

Elle Navarro>Dave Navarro

Gilbert Arenas Issues An Apology

Hey Gilbert…GTFOHWTBS!!!

Happy Hump Day (2/3/10)

Nikki B>Bun B

Porn In 3D?

Talk about worth the price of admission.

Butter Pecan x Breasteses of the Week (2/3/10)

Mya Jane>Mary Jane